Word Murder
the destruction of the old meaning of a word by common misuse. aka the evolution of a language, but from the perspective of the grumpy old timer.
a: dude this waffle you made for me is so epic!!!!
b: -cringing- word murder…
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- WORK SODA
a beer drank while at work. generally covered up by drinking it in something other than a beer gl-ss, i.e. soda cup, coffee cup, etc. “are you drunk?” “yeah, i had a few too many work sodas tonight.”
- would've
an abbreviation of “would have”. used in american english. ex: “i would’ve went, but i’m too tired.
- Wagyu Fart
wagyu fart: a large, yet enjoyable fart followed after eating wagyu steak. typically a rich beef smelly fart only enjoyable by the person releasing it. i had wagyu steak for dinner and spent the night doing wagyu farts!
- walking closet
the term “walk-in closet” as used by -sshats who are accustomed to taking most things at face value, and never question the consequences of having a free-roaming closet running loose in ones home. the master bedroom of this delightful apartment has a closet so large you can walk into it. it is, indeed, a walking […]
- wanker tank
large suv’s driven by (riff raff), fotballers and other such common folk in london. usually these vehicles have tinted windows and several other shiny modifications. look, there’s john terry in his w-nker tank large suv’s driven by (riff raff), fotballers and other such common folk in london. usually these vehicles have tinted windows and several […]