wordmagic
adj, v…typically a gift of chronic liars and “storytellers”, also useful for careers in sales. the ability to spin stories and say just the right thing to get yourself “off the hook”, or to make a magical tale sound believable.
1. i was running late today and my boss was at the front desk when i walked in. she put me on the spot, but i was able to work my wordmagic on her and i didn’t get a write-up.
2. friend #1: “did you hear about sarah and chris? he got busted texting that sk-nk from his work, and sarah just acted like nothing happened.”
friend #2: “what else is new? she could catch him in bed with the girl and he would still be able to wordmagic his way out of it!?”
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