working the boobs
as a women’s weakest point is her chest, the best way to fight one is to repeatedly punch her br–sts. for maximum effectiveness, punch with a steady “1,2,1,2” rhythym.
-caution- does not work well with large br–sts. your blows bounce off and you are hit with recoil.
alex: what are you doing to that girl spencer?
spencer: i’m working the b–bs!-pow! kerbiff! boing!-
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