that which sustains one during a grueling 9-5 cubicle jockeying session. examples include coffee (usually the cheapest national brand with four scoops of generic powder creamer and sugar), energy drinks, tea, yerba mate, expresso, caffeinated soda, and the blood of the innocent.
ugh, this flourescent lighting is draining my will to live… thank jeebus for my workjuice!

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