the act of putting on a condom and subsequently engaging in coitus with a female companion whose vajayjay’s cleanliness is questionable. said female would most likely be a drunken one night stand.
“dude, see that girl?”
“no way, how would you know such a thing cornelious?”
“i wrap and slayed that -ss last night”
“get out of town”
(alternative spelling: harderon) when your hard-on becomes even harder. when she took off her bra, i got a harder-on.
one who is addicted to the consumption of blood. a hemaholic is a person, animal, or vampire that feasts on other humans and/or animals for the purposes of drinking their blood.
- lady lettuce
the term to describe the over-sized inner l-b– of a woman which sometimes appears as if a lettuce has been inserted into the vajayjay dave: “did she have a cute vajayjay?” mike: “f-ck no dude! her c-nt lips were so big they looked like a lady lettuce!”
a montel is a funny, selfless, smart, friendly, confident and modest person. a montel may be slightly irritating and paranoid at times, but their charm makes up for it. a montel would usually be an easy person to get on with. a montel will usually be quite big, but will have stunning good looks. i […]
- mark chirnside
a piano player and celebrity in the music scene of new zealand through the bands “secondi” and “echolypse”. recently a youtube hit with his song “miller rose”. more commonly referred to by his followers as “chirny”, “marky mark”, or “the man”. mark chirnside sends his followers into an obedient trance using his power over coffee […]