wurf


spammers in online forums who can’t spell for sh-t.
jeckle: what’s your problem?
xrdxemy: speim
jeckle: are you on drugs?
xrdxemy: f-ck yu
jeckle: you’re a total wurf.
xrdxemy: sssssssssstaminal riport
wurf is a wet unicorn rainbow fart. unicorn rainbow farts bring happiness and joy to all those that observe them, and wet ones are funny so therefore a wurf is a funny happy joyous thing that can be used as a general purpose happy joy word, meaning to cheer up, exclaim the kind of mood one is in, or exhibit an overall sense of wellbeing.
jim: man i hate mondays, it’s rainy and cr-ppy out and i owe so much money to the irs and my girlfriend just left me.
bob: wurf!
jim: hahaha, thanks, i needed that! 🙂

susie: how are you feeling today merv?
merv: wurf!!
susie: good to hear, me too!!
1.) abbreviation for “why are you running f-cker?”
g-d d-mnet porr, wurf?

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