Xande


to feel bad, sad, mad, down in the dumps, cr-ppy. a term of unpleasant feeling towards life. the opposite of zamu.
“h-llo, how are you?”
“i’m very xande…”
“oh! thats to bad. you should be zamu!”

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    intercourse in a standing doggystyle position while the female is projectile vomiting, usually while both individuals are in an extremely drunken state of mind; or atleast the female is. yo broski, you’re girl is puking everywhere. you should try for a xander fountain before she p-sses out.

  • xanderisms

    sayings made by an affluent hispanic that typically exhibit a skewed sense of reality -what’s one of your favorite xanderisms? -“$1000? you know how i hate chump change.” -cool. mine’s “manual labor? who’s manuel?” a religion in belief of 6 gods. g-d is the leader. the virgin mary is the goddess of children and women […]

  • xanderiod

    having an irrational tantrum, showing similar symptoms to pms but in tall, black men. includes reading too far into things, needing a tiara and causing unnecessary drama at all times “eugh, that boy is being so annoying he keeps causing an argument and getting annoyed for no reason” “he must be on his xanderiod”

  • Xanderize

    xanderize- derived from the great and awesome super hero of legend, xander, that can solve all problems through his uber cute looks and lammiedoodle offerings. 1.to create peace in a time of turmoil with the use of either love or lammiedoodles. 2. to calm a person down who is uptight or mean usually through the […]

  • xandy bar

    a higher dosage of xanax, usually the bar shaped scored white ones. this is street slang and has nothing to do with consuming an actual candy bar. i was so freaked out that my doctor prescribed me some xandy bars. a term used to describe placing xanex pills into a candy bar and eating it. […]


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