xander
xander is the kind that has a lot of emotion. xander is kind and sweet to the people he loves. xander is in touch with things that seem to be hidden to other people. he’s most admired for bravery and emotional strength. xander has hidden powers that no one can come to understand.
to be a xander is to be unique.
to be a professional s-xy-man, characterized by public displays of attractiveness, swoonings of women behind the “xanderer,” and the like.
women can also xander, only swoonings of men would be characteristic of the she-xanderer.
frederick was xandering for hours last night, didn’t you see all those colleens behind him?
frederick was xandering for hours last night, didn’t you see all those colleens behind him?
nathaniel and xander were planning to xander with laura next week. it was going to be an attractive night.
a man of extreme s-xual prowess, who gets everyone woman in the world begging to be with him. also a super awesome and nice person, who is devoted to all he loves
girl: wow!, that guy looks so hot!
friend: yeah he is such a xander!
a russian bear.
xander is from russia and has the characteristics of a bear.
short for alexander, xander is a name that comes from the latin word megac-ckis. a xander’s p-n-s ranges from 7 inches to 9 inches long. most people don’t know that a xander is secretly a wizard.
“have you seen that guys p-n-s?”
“no, why?”
“he must be a xander, its at least 7.5 inches long!”
an alternative to the name alexander that is used when therre are too many people whos name is alex.
alex b.: hey alex s.
alex s.: hey alex b.
alex b.: hey alex b.
alex s.:hey alex q.
alex q.: dont call me alex anymore call me xander.
a person who says ding a ling and p-n-s frequently. a xander is usually small in stature and is not liked by many. girls find him “baby cute” because of his fat cheeks and unusually small p-n-s.
“that kid looks like a baby”
“yeah he’s a xander”
or
“i slept with that kid, he has a tiny d-ck”
“so he’s a xander?”
“yup”
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