a sweet, caring girl who is always there for u no matter what.they will always look to u as a sister or a best friend. alway will do anything for the friends or family . they are super pretty and pretty skinny
omlll did u see her, she is such a xiomyra
- walking the p*rn
an act of self-love with the use of hands to achieve -rg-sm while watching p-rn. i was only looking babe, i wasn’t walking the p-rn, promise.
- stop eating his ear
something you scream at your friend that you just found out is a cannibal. hey you, stop eating his ear!
- real madrid fan
a stupid dumb -ss who supports the most overrated footballer alive and dreams of sucking his 2 inch worm because they are usually g-y and dont even know what football really is. real madrid fan “i am g-y” normal person “well..everything is clear now. you must be a real madrid fan
cracking open a cold one with the boys hey are you busy tonight? ya. just coacowtb, babe.
- jeremy corbyn high five
gentle slap to the breast. i was with this girl last night and gave her a jeremy corbyn high five. she loved it!