Yellow-Lighting
when engaging in s-xual intercourse, the woman engages the male s-xually, getting him to feel like he is going to -j-c-l-t-. she speeds up really quickly, like that of a car before the a yellow light, but then right before he releases, she stops, similar to a car once the light turns red and it hasn’t made the intersection.
person 1: “yo i hate that girl man; last week when she was givin’ me dome, she was totally yellow-lighting me!”
person 2: “nah dude i don’t mess with girls like that, like kanye and taylor, she always let’s me finish.”
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