Yoga Quack
yoga quack: 1. one who divorces so-called “yoga” from its factual hindu roots. 2. one who charges money for yoga. 3. one who puts their personal name on yoga.
example of a yoga quack: mark’s yoga; babu’s yoga $50 an hr.
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