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• Yoga Stink

  the foul odor that emanates from individuals in a yoga cl-ss. this includes the murky, lingering stench that one walks in to after a yoga cl-ss has ended and one is waiting for the next cl-ss to begin. “my mat was right next to someone with the worst yoga stink i have ever smelled.” “i […]

• yoga suit

  a term created by marketing weasels to help sell the warehouses full of ugly, outdated polyester jogging suits left over from the early ’80s. “looks like sissy bought a new yoga suit at shopko.” “capitalist tool.”

• Yoga taco

  the awesome opposite of a cameltoe as viewed from behind in a yoga cl-ss wow that is an awesome yoga taco

• Yogatation

  the practice of yoga in such a focused state of mind that it becomes a moving meditation. i am so stressed out that if i don’t get in some yogatation i will explode. yogatate: to engage in the practice of yogatation. i am going at 3:00 to yogatate.

• Yogatard

  word with several meanings. a) the cheesy looking once piece spandex suit that the unenlightened yoga pract-tioners wear. it usually makes them look like a seal that cr-pped its pants (if seals wore pants). b) a person who so terrible at yoga that they are actually deemed “r-t-rded” at it. c) someone who talks so […]

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