yoga suit
a term created by marketing weasels to help sell the warehouses full of ugly, outdated polyester jogging suits left over from the early ’80s.
“looks like sissy bought a new yoga suit at shopko.”
“capitalist tool.”
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the awesome opposite of a cameltoe as viewed from behind in a yoga cl-ss wow that is an awesome yoga taco
- Yogatation
the practice of yoga in such a focused state of mind that it becomes a moving meditation. i am so stressed out that if i don’t get in some yogatation i will explode. yogatate: to engage in the practice of yogatation. i am going at 3:00 to yogatate.
- Yogatard
word with several meanings. a) the cheesy looking once piece spandex suit that the unenlightened yoga pract-tioners wear. it usually makes them look like a seal that cr-pped its pants (if seals wore pants). b) a person who so terrible at yoga that they are actually deemed “r-t-rded” at it. c) someone who talks so […]
- yogathlete
an athlete that uses yoga to condition and maintain or a person with no athletic ability but does yoga to get that look vince has tendonitus so he does yoga to help with the pain, he is a yogathlete. emily has never played a sport in her life, but doesn’t want the freshman 15, she […]
- yoga toe
when a woman’s yoga pants are so tight you can read her lipps her yoga toe is so tight she wants to be in downward facing dog