elevating ones genitals above a toilet seat to avoid contact with the bowl.
astronauts were taught the york maneuver to avoid having their scr-t-m sucked into the vacuum of a zero-gravity toilet.
- business monday
between 1800 to 0000 on a sunday evening when most businesses are closed, and for all intents and purposes, it might as well be monday. t: “i’ve already got two things done off my to do list for this week.” a: “don’t you mean next week?” t: “yeah but it might as well be tomorrow […]
- playing baseball with an ax and a grenade
a phrase used in reaponse to to someone else’s unnecessarily risky behavior. johnny: did you hear that bruce is going to be free climbing the grand canyon upside down and blindfolded, all the while having a rattlesnake coiled around his p-n-s!? gregor: well, he sure is playing baseball with an ax and a grenade.
- midwest medium
full-bodied. voluptuous. zaftig. she said she was medium build, but that’s a “midwest medium” not an l.a. medium.
- granny mcblow
when you best friends’ grandma keeps giving you the “look” and starts rubbing your leg at the table, then you end up sniffing blow off of her -ss while getting an aforementioned bl-wj-b d-mn, that might be a granny mcblow
a whale that likes boys they have no chance with. example; mersaus: wowzzers, look at that guy, he’s pretty cute. whale #2: you ain’t got a chance mersaus, you’re a whale… like me. (._.) mersaus: fair point. whale #2: gosh, stop being such a mersaus, mersaus.