you can’t shine shit

the subject of conversation, is in such dire condition that any attempt to fix it is futile. a variation of the expression you can’t polish a t-rd.
delusional mayor: the chamber of commerce and i will revitalize downtown hazleton.

honest person: you can’t shine sh-t, mr. mayor!

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