You dense motherfucker
the phrase, “you dense motherf-cker” is used whenever someone says something or does any action that would cause you to question their intelligence.
“i think donald trump is going to win this election….”
-the person sitting next to him looks at him, then takes a big gulp of his bud light, then lastly says,-
“i guess you’re a dense motherf-cker to think that…”
“but think about it, he used to have a business t.v show, so he would know what he’s doing.”
-the person not talking about trump sips the last bit of his bud light, and says,-
“you dense motherf-cker, i’m gonna go home, and pray to something up in the sky that trump doesn’t get elected president, and if he does, i’m moving somewhere else away from the u.s.”
-he then walks out of the bar, puts his now empty beer bottle in a trash can and continues on with his night.
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