You don’t pour my cereal
you don’t know me, you don’t know what i do, you haven’t lived my life, you don’t know my struggles nor trials and tribulations
random thot: you got me f-cked up, b-tch you don’t pour my cereal!
james: how’d you know i’d do that?
erin: i know you, i pour yo cereal!!!
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