you were tricked
jeff: i just bought this watch for only $17!
bill: that’s a fake model, jeff. you just got got!
the most delicious food. i was up all night eating zalera 1 more definition the death seraph, under the zodizc sign is gemini, element alignment is death, it’s abilites are kill, shock, and holy.a male esper in the shape of a terrifying demon. he wears a large cape that hides his body and that of […]
when you c-m on a girl’s mouth while she’s sleeping, and when she wakes up she can’t open it. did you hear what crc-3 did to shania last night? they gave her the ziplip. she couldn’t even brush her teeth
when the had of your p-n-s receedes below the foreskin of your p-n-s. when it’s cold outside or i wear small briefs my p-n-s starts turtling inside my body 29 more definitions the delicate moments right before one really, really has to take a sh-t, where the sh-t is literally poking its head out of […]
- trojan horse
a girl who only lets a guy “ride” her if he wears protection (i.e., a “trojan” condom). stud #1: wooo-hoooo… that tiffany is totally smokin’ hot! how come she doesn’t have more guys after her? stud #2: oh — she’s one of those trojan horses, and most guys prefer gals who will “just do it” […]
tarheel is a term used to describe someone from north carolina. the name originated in the civil war era when a union general remarked that the nc rebels must have tar on their heels because they stick to their lines and don’t run no matter how intense the battle becomes. i would hate to fight […]