You make my ass want to carve stove wood


when someone really frustrates you or sort of angers you but you don’t want to p-ss them off in return.

a phrase to express your frustration.
if your friend is constantly missing the point or keeps making the same mistake over and over.

you would say, man, you make my -ss want to carve stove wood.

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