lie to me to make me feel good about myself
how did i do on that presentation? you can glitter me if you want to!
- sasha pieterse
a precious f-cking bean who doesn’t deserve to be body shamed. plays alison dilaurentis in the iconic show ‘pretty little liars’. should date shay mitch-ll instead of that pineapple of a fiance. can go from hot, cute, to a daddy or all, in the matter of seconds. emison emison emison emison is lit sashay f-ck […]
when a women is laying slouched on a couch with her legs spread all the way open. the man who is all the way across the room will proceed to run toward the woman and jump on her trying to insert his p-n-s in her v-g-n-. “last night we we f-cking and i used the […]
- mother best friend
a friend who acts as your mother but not in a bad way, they protect you from things and make sure that you are always okay. i will not date nathan because he is a player, i know this from my mother best friend.
- elmer's b*ttplug
the little bit of dried glue that gets stuck in the tube of glue that prevents the bottle from releasing the glue “my bottle of glue has an elmer’s b-ttplug”
maelynne is the most amazing girl you will ever meet . she is one of a kind and is beautiful on the inside and the outside. she may not see it that way but with the help of a friend she will learn to be happy with herself. she is stunningly gorgeous and is often […]