your mother cuts socks in hell
this isn’t a spoonerism but a fully-fledged insult in its own right. it should be used in pleasant company as a derogative term favouring the speaker and referring to the audience. whilst there is a p-ssing similarity to words spoken by linda blair, the referential difference is clearly important. it is a calm approach to dissing, using only references to items of clothing and common actions (normally using scissors).
“i love you!”
“so! your mother cuts socks in h-ll”
“d-mn right she does”
“i love your too!”
(loud audience applause)…
(shouted by band member on stage)… “your mother cuts socks in h-ll”
(louder audience applause)…
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