your mum in a wetsuit
like yo mama but less pathetic. something to leave people wandering what on earth you’re on.
person: what u doin tomorrow?
me: your mum in a wetsuit
everyone nearby: woooo -multiple dabs- boiiiiiii
like the insult yo mamma but much more funnier. leaving people gobsmacked
person: what you been up to today
friend: your mum in a wetsuit
every dabs continuously
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