person one: i just blew nancy’s dogs legs off with a 12 gauge! hahahhahaha
person two: you’re kidding…
s-xy boy who looks super good always is the hottest one in the room your bf is such a stedson.
- das boot pirate
(1) one of many h-m-s-xual n-z- sailors. (2) a h-m-s-xual depicted in das boot, a h-m-erotic movie about n-z- u-boat personnel. variation: das fruit pirate. (1) the rear admiral ordered das boot pirate to service his p–p deck. (2) the u-boat swallowed seamen the same way that das boot pirate swallowed s-m-n.
- the beast with two backs
when a man and a woman are having s-x face-to-face they become the beast with two backs come back to my place baby and we can make the beast with two backs
the act of a virgin cringing at p-rn. it can be used to imply the virginity of a person and also the fact that they cringed at p-rn. that b-tch was vringing hard
- futon crouton
any small to fairly sized object that falls between the cushions of a couch, commonly rediscovered after as much as a year of confinement in said furniture. notable types include goldfish, cheez-its, and popcorn, though more essential living room items, such as tv remotes, have been found, as well. i found a hershey’s kiss futon […]