yp = your problem
mp = my problem
girl: hey! you came, but i haven’t yet! that’s not fair!

guy: that’s a yp, not an mp, baby! c’ya, i’m outta here!

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    the act of licking a person’s -sshole while they are urinating. jessica was feeling frisky so she gave me a ypmulb.

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    your placenta may vary. a comic variant on the more trite ymmv (your mileage may vary), used as a caveat indicating that an -ssertion is believed to be true, but may vary in degree for different cases. ypmv references those who believe that eating the placenta after child birth will give nutrients to stave off […]

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    overflowing with awesomeness. -we had such a spillerific time last night!

  • Y.P not an M.P

    your problem not my problem listen “bob” that’s a y.p not an m.p

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    a mythical character known for “shootin’ all the spooge he can.” derived from the song “spoonman” by soundgarden. man, spoogeman was pretty wild at that party last week, huh?

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