most white girls are flat, but there’s always one white girl that loves starbucks, but she ain’t flat like d-mn, her -ss is nice, her t-ts are nice, and she’s hot as f-ck. these girls are usually called ysabela, any man would me lucky to date her
d-mnnnn, that white girl is so fine, she’s probably an ysabela.
when you poke it i was at my girl’s place last weekend, and we sloid it
before you’re a sugar daddy, you’re a primeboy. “who is that guy you’re always tweeting at? he looks like a loser” “oh don’t worry, that’s just billy, he’s my primeboy ;-“
- evonne goolagong
the s-xual act of rubbing your feces into the others’ urethra, then farting in each others eyes aww shiiittttt man you totally evonne goolagonged that b-tch
when something is unbelievably delicious. copyright (hamlet fasliu) that peach nectar is h-lla nummy, hombre. delicious. mmmmm.. that cake was nummy! awkard wow that was nummy! that is totally nums nummy is a cooler way of saying awkward. you can also express the feeling of awkwardness with “nums” for short. no, nummy does not mean […]
- the "not-mom"
when you f-ck a female that looks identical to your own mom, and/or has the same name as your mother is considered, the “not-mom” ex.guy “1” dude, last week i screwed patricia. sh-t was tight, i’ll probably hit her up again soon. guy “2” jeff, you are f-cking your not-mom because she looks like your […]