the single most beautiful component of the universe. a “zac campbell” is both the perfect dad, husband, and teacher. usually someone who is into theatre, they are the ultimate mix between actor, tech and director. an all around next-level human.
wow, that guy is such a zac campbell
- litter lips
a person who is always talking trash or who has a foul mouth. everything out of his mouth was nasty . every times his mouth opened or his lips parted a foul word came out… so i nicknamed him “litter lips”.
- kink ta fy
it’s when you crempie and the j-zz runs down into the b-tthole. then you lick the j-zz out of the b-tthole. hey dad have you ever kink-ta-fy ed mom?
- fenaline freezy
the act of inserting the delicious desert of ice cream into a females p-ssy hole tim: yo i just gave my girl the ol’ fenaline freezy, it got cold as sh-t in there bob: man f-ck outta with that nasty, yeasty , f-ck sh-t tim: not my fault i like to have a good time
- guitar coward
john’s the guitar hero, i’m no hero and i’m not made of what he’s made of. everyone considered him the guitar coward of nashville. something always told me they were reading thomas right, that boy is a guitar coward he’s scared to play a guitar.
- scandinavian hat trick
while having s-xual intercourse with a female in the missionary position, finish inside her. once you finish, proceed to urinate while you stick your finger down your throat and make yourself vomit as well. make sure the vomit lands in the goal, “v-g-n-” so that you score the hat trick. friend 1: last night was […]