zero friend

another name for friends with benefits or no strings attached. someone you can hook up with and still be friends with. no commitment.
person 1: yo! jennifer and i hooked up last night at the party. but it’s okay we’re zero friends.
person 2: nice i wish mary and i where zero friends

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