a term for someone who fakes being straight so she can get some p-ssy. usually has a boyfriend, but he’s usually g-y. did you hear what stephanie did to rachel? i knew she was always a llyanna
- virgin watermelon
when a watermelon has not reached s-xual maturity and does not do anything s-xual i ate 33 virgin watermelons
- hammermaker schlemmner
what some people call hammacher schlemmer — the catalogue of somewhat unusual (and usually quite expen$ive) products that’s been around since 1848. hey dean! i just got the holiday 2016 copy of the hammermaker schlemmner catalogue, and they have a self-heating bathrobe in it! i think i’ll get on the blower and order one right […]
- danny the f*ggot
a g-y f-g who likes daenerys a little too much. sane human: woah who’s that f-g? other sane human: oh thats just danny the f-ggot, he likes d-ck.
during oral s-x, the person giving oral s-x grabs the p-n-s in one hand and slaps the head with the palm of the other hand saying “is this thing on?” repeat until he answers or falls to the floor. “she was giving me head, smiled and then the b-tch microphoned me!” next time you give […]