zoolander
the definition of zoolander according to eponymous movie is “an empty vessel, a shallow, dumb, vacuous, moron”. in the movie, zoolander lives only for himself and to be recognized as the greatest model.
this description aptly describes a soccer player, cristiano ronaldo who described himself as “handsome, rich, and a great player!”
after yet another penalty, cristiano aka penaldo, did his zoolander pose again as if he just scored the goal of the century.
the most ridiculously funny movie ever made. you know its stupid when people start dying in a freak gasoline fight accident on a trip to get orange mocha frappaccinos, but stupid in the best possible way imaginable.
i think i got the black lung pop!
blue steel, ferrari, le tigre, theyre all the same face. doesnt anyone else notice this, i feel like i’m taking crazy pills here! i invented the piano key necktie! i invented it! what have you done derek?
by far the greatest movie ever made! if there is anyone out there that disagrees they are obviouly mentaly retarted, that or they are one of thoes people who puts down every movie because they are gay!
“if i have a day off i’ll spend four to nine hours in front of the mirror, trying just a tilt of the head or a furrow of my eyelash. i mean my body, my face are my tools.”
“to me it’s all about working hard, having fun, and…then like, working really hard some more… but then having some more fun…”
“this phone is my lifeline. it’s as much a part of me as my blood, or my spleen or my toes.”
-derek zoolander
an awesome movie that some people cant appreciate.
hey, derek! i’m little cletus!
the best movie ever made by ben stiller, also stars owen wilson. is soo effin funny
well you can derelick my b-lls
one of the funniest movies when you need to see something stupid
one of my favourites
zoolander kicks -ss.
only the most hillairious movie ever. omfg!!!! so funny!! if you don’t like it, your too serious!! just relax and watch it for pure entertainment! 🙂
“so i became…bulemic”
pause
“you can read minds?”
one of the best movies ever, if not the best.
have you seen that new movie? it’s so zoolander.
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