zorched
wasted. completely sh-tfaced. high off your -ss, so drunk you’re sloshing down the street, or too tired to think straight. completely and utterly feeling like you’re in the sh-tter. huge hangover or the after effects of getting high as h-ll or staying up so long you can’t think straight. any form of being completely wasted to the point where you can’t function at all.
i stayed up for three days to cram for my sat. i’m zorched.
to be extreamly pie eyed or skulled had a puff too many
man i am super zorched
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