a.m. drain
a remedy for morning wood. in the a.m. drain the female partner typically does not climax. rather she is a willing and generous partic-p-nt. typically she would not have been able to climax that morning anyhow. best case scenario – occurs while spooning so woman does not have to move from the position in which she was sleeping.
outcome: male is satisfied and extremely appreciative. woman has gained m-ssive amounts of goodwill with minimal effort.
“honey, thanks for the a.m. drain. can i take you out to dinner tonight as a thank you?”
“yeah, i wasn’t much in the mood this morning, but he was. has an a.m. drain. now i’m off the hook for a while…”
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