Aggressive Q-tip
the aggressive q-tip takes place when a male becomes erect and aggressively attempts to insert said erection in the inner ear of another person (male or female). ironically, the receiver may need a q-tip after the act is completed.
the ear – yet another orifice that cannot get pregnant.
tim was sleeping but brian was hard and h-rny.
he figured that aggressive q-tipping would not count as rape… no harm no foul?
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