Ambioxicated
an altered state of consciousness entered after taking an ambien with large amounts of alcohol. often leads to embarr-ssing situations due to memory loss and self-control. also the main cause of ambiexting.
michael was so ambioxicated last night he ambiexted on facebook that he was giving away all of his possessions and sailing the world with the dogs in his mother’s grandfather clock
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