Ass bouquet
the unsightly, ultimate fax-paux of wearing jeans tucked into boots (even worse when they are rainbow-colored cowboy boots). they look ridiculous and make the -ss enormous.
that girl needs to get a clue! as if her boots weren’t enough of a fashion nightmare, she’s got an -ss bouquet, too! someone needs to tell wt to unleash her jeans and let them out on top to breathe!
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