asshole muffler


a m-ffler designed to amplify rather than damp the sound of one’s engine; meant to attract the kind of women who f-ck axeholes. often ruins compression and makes a car sound like an angry lawnmower or a p-ssed-off b-mblebee.
i thought having a stereo worth more than your car was a sign of loserdom, but then i saw an eighties mercedes-benz with an -sshole m-ffler.

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