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neighbour of india.
women: where is pakistan?
man: b-tch its next to india.
a country like 189 other countries in on our planet.
-contains human beings (including those who get hurt by very offending comments on this and some other sites)

pakistan:
-has people
-has good and evil
-is loved and hated
person a: hey…where are you from?
person b: pakistan
person c: oh ok.
a country located in south asia between india and afghanistan got its independence from the british in 1947

population: roughly 150 million

capital: islamabad

yes, pakistan has it’s problems but the people who wrote some of these hateful definitions are ignorant brian-dead morons (most probably americans) who are brain washed by fox news
yes terrorists train there but they don’t represent pakistan’s population like bush represented america’s population

like any country pakistan has its goods and bads
it is wrong to shun america on the basis that it was built on m-ss murder and theft of native americans
many of the negative stereotypes of pakistan aren’t true such as women being raped every 10 seconds

all in all it is a great country which has been f-cked and destroyed by it’s leaders, it had (still has) so much potential to become a thriving first -world nation
a country with a very aware and awake civil society, a dedicated working force, a patriotic, united youth; but sadly a country where each subsequent government has been worse than the last.
a country where people are more true to each other and to their land than any other place on earth. their patriotism is devoid of spite for other countries and full of nothing but love for the land and the people.
a soveriegn country, where everyone is free to follow thier own beliefs. a moderate, balanced country that has never been particularly religious, but has instead been defined by it’s rich cultural diversity and tolerence for all kinds of beliefs and customs! long live pakistan! long live sindh, punjab, nwfp and balauchistan!
pakistan zindabad!
land of the pure, where everyone actually does ‘love their neighbours’. they’ve got their issues-such as social injustice and the most f-cked up government known to modern times, but at then end of the day, as a nation they are unique! united and patriotic, pakistanis everywhere are proud, and the say it loud!
also, they’re good looking as h-ll. pakistan foreva!
a country that will call itself “pakistan” when it wins the cricket world cup and yell “south asian” when exposed for its terrorist links.

their raison d’etre being, not an indian.
scene: trench warfare on pakistan border, indian regiment on one side, suddenly vijay singh(of india) gets a bright idea, shouts! “oye abdul!” guy pops up from other trench “w-ssup f-cker?” bang shot dead!
“oye karim” 2 guys stand up, and in chorus “you takin’ to me f-cker?” bang bang both finito.
“oye mustafa!” 2 more, bang-bang! capiche!
pakistanis get worried, they think “b-st-rd indians, when did they get so smart”? decide to try it themselves.
“oye vijay singh”…. silence.
“oye sanjay singh!!”…. silence.
“oye brother, ajay singh!”still silence
from the indian side:
“oye who’s calling vijay singh?”
paki gets up, “me”, bang!
single largest exporter of terrorists.

pakistan helped america in finding osama….no wonder they never found him.
pakistan was not involved in iraq invasion and guess what??……..the us got saddam and both his sons.

london bombers(7 july) have been trained in pakistan, the recent arrests in uk also prove that there are more uk-pakistanis who have to been trained in pakistan and have been plotting for the next attack.

a ‘short’ list of terrorist groups based in pakistan.

if you havent heard of these names…don’t worry…..they will give you an intro by blowing themselves up in a neighborhood near you.

1. hizb-ul-mujahideen (hm)
2. harkat-ul-ansar (hua, presently known as harkat-ul mujahideen)
3. lashkar-e-toiba (let)
4. jaish-e-mohammad mujahideen e-tanzeem (jem)
5. harkat-ul mujahideen (hum, previously known as harkat-ul-ansar)
6. al badr
7. jamait-ul-mujahideen (jum)
8. lashkar-e-jabbar (lej)
9. harkat-ul-jehad-al-islami
10. muttahida jehad council (mjc)
11. al barq
12. tehrik-ul-mujahideen
13. al jehad
14. jammu & kashir national liberation

15. people’s league
16. muslim janbaz force
17. kashmir jehad force
18. al jehad force (combines muslim janbaz force and kashmir jehad force)
19. al umar mujahideen
20. mahaz-e-azadi
21. islami jamaat-e-tulba
22. jammu & kashmir students liberation front
23. ikhwan-ul-mujahideen
24. islamic students league
25. tehrik-e-hurriat-e-kashmir
26. tehrik-e-nifaz-e-fiqar jafaria
27. al mustafa liberation fighters
28. tehrik-e-jehad-e-islami
29. muslim mujahideen
30. al mujahid force
31. tehrik-e-jehad
32. islami inquilabi mahaz
33. lashkar-e-omar (leo)
34. sipah-e-sahaba pakistan (ssp)
35. tehreek-e-jaferia pakistan (tjp)
36. tehreek-e-nafaz-e-shariat-e-mohammadi
37. lashkar-ejhangvi (lej)
38. sipah-e-muhammad pakistan (smp)
39. jamaat-ul-fuqra
40. nadeem commando
41. popular front for armed resistance
42. muslim united army
43. harkat-ul-mujahideen al-alami
– yo ali where is your cousin? dont see him around these days!
ali – he has gone to pakistan..inni
ali – he has gone for training..oops vacation innit…
ali – he will return after 3 to 4 months!!! of “vacation” …innit

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