a combination of “bae” and “basic.” if you have a crush on a girl but she’s a basic b*tch than she’s your baesic.
heather is totally my bae!
dude! she drinks pumpkin spice latex every day and wears nothing but ugg boots, love pink sweatshirts, and yoga pants.
i don’t care! those yoga pants and her dreamcatcher tramp stamp really show off dat whooty. heather is my baesic.
you best friend who, despite your unconditional love and attempts to make them not appear idiotic, is forever a basic b*tch.
rachel: ugh why do you hang out with gabby? she’s so basic.
megan: i know, but she’s been my bae since high school.
rachel: how baesic.
- d*ck bobbing
when guy can make his erected p*n*s move with out his hands. completely using pelvic and abdominal muscles in doing so. the erected p*n*s makes the gesture like a diving board is after someone jumps of it. girl explaining to girlfriend about her interaction with a big d*ck guy while drinking starbucks. “….so i got […]
- dutty remix
when you’re listening to kiss fm down sainsbury’s car park and they drop the filthiest remix you’ve ever heard : oi fam turn on kiss fm and listen to this bad boy remix : nah this is one dutty remix
dean is the definition of a bonso. usually the slow and lazy typical fat man. always needs carrying along in life. ring bonso get him to come around and cut the gr*ss. get bonso to fetch it, that’s all he’s good for. another way to describe a person that is a bit slow, dopey or […]
- smooth saddle
the sp*ce in which one has neither a p*n*s nor a v*g*n*. a smooth saddle is a smooth place in which a s*xual organ would be located. jim – yo that girl was bad, did you smash?? simon – naw bro, i was about to but as soon as i headed down there all i […]