Ballwash
1: a pathetic loser
2: a lazy sloth of a person
3: in the workplace, one who doesn’t carry his/her own weight,making others pick up their slack.
mark ” carl banged in sick today because he knew we would be busy”
david ” carl’s a f-cking ballwash”
mark ” carl’s a douchebagging ballwash, p-ss on him”
when you take such a m-ssive sh-t it splashes in the water so hard it gets p-ss water all over your nuts.
“that sh-t was so huge i got a free ball wash”
a phenomenon that happens to males while p–ping on an oversensitive auto flush toilet.
steve: i was taking a dump at home depot, reached down to answer my phone, it triggered the autoflush and it drenched my sack.
jeremy: dude, sounds like you got a ballwash.
when a girl or guy lies with their head off the side of a bed/sofa. while erect you drop your scr-t-m into their mouth and they lather them up and then “motorboat” your t-st-cl-s.
how was your night, oh it was great, got a bj and a ball wash.
to kiss some ones -ss, kind of like brown nosing… but specifically for men jocking another mans style or things he knows or things he has.
tony is a major ball washer, all he does is brag to friends about my cars, my house and all the chics i have.
as if. a load of cr-p. ain’t gonna happen. who you trying to fool?
phil was asked to dj till 4am. well thats just ballwash.
-to attend to the needs of key leaders and/or high ranking individuals.
“hey sergeant blue, the commander is having trouble with some checkpoints so we need to go out and ball wash for awhile”
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