Banana Pants
a random response to a perplexing inquiry, intending to confuse to the point of changing the subject. given if the answer is not known or undesired.
a: did you know sh-lly was preggers?
b: banana pants
a: what??
b: omg have you tried the pizookie?!
something that is crazy, in a good, or bad, way.
it might take you longer because the traffic in atlanta is a little bananapants.
that party was so bananapants!
a male who is graced with the unusual gift of a curved erection. dreamed of by many, accomplished by few.
some chuckle when others tell them that clint has a curve-c-ck. me?…i just say hes got a case of the banana pants.
a tender epithet used to express one’s adoration for someone they are involved with romantically (typically male).
boy: “h-llo, dear!”
girl: “oh, h-llo, banana pants! i’ve missed you!”
-embrace-
the male version of cameltoe
“i need some looser pants, i’ve got bananapants”
two items appearing in close succession with absolutely no relation inside or out of context
after alice told me what the math test was about, she then began to talk about hairless baboons. i figured that this was a rather bananapants thing to say…
awesome, extremely cool, s-xy, rad
that setup is banana-pants!!! i wish i had one just like that.
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