Barfield
very strong; muscular man who is secretly admired by many women. great personality and has a very large p-n-s.
i am in love with barfield.
barfield has a huge p-n-s.
the person with the highest possible stress levels on the planet, they often succ-mb to extreme stress-bursts and are widely known for their m-ssive douchification with everything they own/touch. the kind of person who thinks they’re everything with the ladies/men, when everybody of the opposite s-x actually secretly hates them due to extreme douchness. when told or proved wrong, either over entirely stupid situations, and especially in situations where they think they have a possible chance to score, these m-ssive stress-bursts will occur. these often occur in walking m-ssive or long distances, or just being quiet and sitting in a corner all day.
example 1
person 1: “hey person 2, can i have a dorito please?”
person 2: “no, f-ck off”
person 1: “there not your’s anyway, they’re person 3’s. hey person 3, can i have a dorito?”
person 3: “yeah sure!”
person 2: “well f-ck you all!”
-person 2 walk’s a m-ssive distance home in a barfield-
example 2
person a: “hey person b, that chick clive fancies is in a tent with jim”
person b: “hang on, what’s clive doing with that chair!?”
person a: “oh sh-t! he just beat them down with it! this sh-t looks bad!”
person b: “he’s gone proper barfield on us!”
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