bean burger
a bean burger is a joke referring to the v-g-n-. the bean referring to the cl-toris and the burger referring to the l-b–. it is most commonly used to offend someone (usually a girl) by saying they like bean burgers and therefore saying they are a lesbian.
‘hey ashley’
‘hey michael’
‘so what’s up? do you still like bean burgers or can we hook up?’
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