someone that has no time for humor, shenanigans or comedy. the very thought of laughter irritates that particular person. often this type person frequents online social media with any chance they get to express their anger. example: look at their profile picture.
we all stayed at the crib this sat-rday and watched the hurricanes lose another game which made us all boot mad.
- brocky chip
a gmh/gmc lover’s explanation of a cars performance due to their total lack of technical knowledge. ford guy: i got this new ford falcon that has had some after market upgrades. i had a cold air intake fitted and the specialist made some programming changes to get the fuel/air mixture at optimal percentages. gmh/gmc guy: […]
- brooklyn beautiful
ugly. traditionally, a woman who finds herself to be brooklyn beautiful would also find men’s clothing in her closet, herself ironically working at a library, and/or would rather buy records than mp3’s because they’re too mainstream. in otherwords, a female hipster. this word can be used to describe the precedingly mentioned person, but only if […]
beads that one b-tters up and puts up there partners r-ct-m. yeehaw, honey grabs those b-ttybeads and grease them up.
- canadian ramen
canadian ramen is a s-xual act performed on a women wearing a flannel shirt. in order to correctly carry out the act, stuff as much ramen noodle soup up her v-g-n- as possible(seasoning optional). once the v-g-n- is properly stuffed, apply a generous amount of warm maple syrup on her v-g-n-l area. finally slurp each […]
- car totty
someone who is attractive and would look good in the p-ssenger seat of your car to cruise around with. to show them off. would you like to be my car totty tonight?