Bottom Baby
a bottom baby is a baby that was conceived via -n-l s-x. although highly unlikely, it is possible for a sperm to reach the egg while a couple is having -n-l s-x. for example, if the male pulls out when he c-ms, and unloads all over the females -rs-hole, some sperm can get into the v-lv- and thus a bottom baby is created.
if a person ever finds out that they are a bottom baby it is devastating to that person.
jack: “hey what’s wrong with andrew, he seems a little down?”
phil: “oh he just found out that he’s a bottom baby”
jack: “poor guy, he must be devastated”
phil: “yea…”
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