Bourbon Balls
the edible art of boubon balling: pour a shot of chocolate syrup into one’s mouth, dip your lover’s b-lls into whisky bourbon, insert the boubon soaked b-lls into the chocolate filled mouth. gargle, swish, and swallow; it’s a delightfully sweet and salty treat!
-warning: may casue a burning sensation on t-st-cl-s-
d-ck: my girlfriend totally bourbon balled me last night!
jane: i love my boyfriend’s bourbon b-lls!
the inability to -j-c-l-t- (c-m/j-zz) after a period of heavy drinking. this ailment is related to , but seperate from whiskey d-ck, in that the aforementioned only restricts -j-c-l-t–n, not erection, which it greatly enhances.
she f-cked my d-ck off last night, but i couldn’t c-m cause i had bourbon b-lls.
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