Butt fuck Egypt
when something is really far
you were gone forever yesterday cause you were all the way in b-tt f-ck egypt!!
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a place far out of the way. rural.
i be pimpin this ho, but d-mn, she be livin out in b-ttf-ck egypt!
east of the mississippi river, north of the ohio river, west of indiana, and south of interstate 64. a.k.a, where i live. a.k.a, southern illinois-.
-southern illinois is often referred to as ‘little egypt,’ so this makes more sense :p
random person: where are you from?
me: bfe.
random person: wtf?
me: b-tt f-ck egypt.
random person: …wtf?
me: southern illinois.
random person: ohh..you poor creature..
far far away from you’re destonation.
d-mn you live in b-ttf-ckegypt.
austin mohr
austin mohr: bangladesh? that’s in the middle of b-tt f-ck egypt.
b-tt f-ck egypt the one and only definition according to my 102 year old grandfather who coined the phrase back in the great war when he was stationed in in the middle of the desert in egypt and was craving human s-xual relief.
flippity floo i aint had no people “tang” since i dun got put here in the middle of b-tt f-ck egypt.
being no where good.
i was stuck out in b-tt f-ck egypt, w/ sadam hussane.
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