the act in which these straight men try to secretly sneak around to be a b-ttdobber.
omg…so turns out my ex-boyfriend partic-p-tes in b-ttdobberism.
- big biscuiti
he’s enormous the biscuiti was abnormally boig; the huge biscuiti; the big biscuiti; big biscuiti.
not doing what your supposed to around the house because your watching your neighbors out the window. i didn’t get anything done today because i was procrastineighboring.
- fart detector
someone with an ultra-sensitive sense of smell, who can detect a fart from a long distance. martha: “does ted have a cold? he’s always sniffing.” rastus: “no. he can smell a fart up to ten miles away. he’s a fart detector.”
tissue-cans is a phenomenon generally recoursed by small breasted girls with insufficient capital to undergo a breast cosmetic surgery. such girls, striving to boost their self-confidence, wad layers of tissue papers in the bra untill a form of cleavage is somewhat contrived. more often than not, this practice ends up exacerbating the whole situation. this […]