carbon tumor


diamond ring, as worm by a woman to announce to the world that some other dude (not you) is snacking on her goodies… look elsewhere, this one’s infected
so i spy this mad hottie at the bat the other night. i’m just about to drop some game when i notice she’s got a carbon tumor. i’ve got no playbook for married chicks!

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