Case Queen


a guitar that sees little or no play, it just sits in its case in immaculate condition.

strangely the case queens are often the pride of a guitar collection, but they are kept from play (especially gigs) for fear of wear, damage or theft. instead they are doomed to remain collector’s items, trapped inside a velvet lined straight jacket in a climate controlled prison.
-jeff’s had that vintage les paul in his cupboard for 5 years and i haven’t even seen him play it once, it’s a total case queen

-yeah, he’ll play any of his guitars but that one

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