chaffstick


a c-ck that has been over m-st-rb-t-d and is now sore and red. not to be confused with “chapstick” – the product used for soothing sore, puffy lips that have sucked too much c-ck.
tim: ” hey junior, let’s h-t the club night, i need to get laid really, really bad.”

junior: ” ahh mann….i would but i can’t tonight. i rented some good p-rn last night and now i have chaffstick like you wouldn’t believe.”

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