claplopsis is an image or description of what a person believe their soul to look like.
a synonym of “spirit animal”.
i watched the shrek is love, shrek is life videos and realized shrek was my claplopsis.
a f*ck*ng god who can transform goats into sea tutles and exotic animals. did you see salanitro? he f*ck*ng turned that goat into a f*ck*ng sea turtle with a huge c*ck!
- watered down hipster
a person who likes non-mainstream music, dresses fashionably, probably digs craft beer and brews their own fancy coffee, may or may not own a record player, and possesses other characteristics that are typically *ssociated with a “hipster” except they are not pretentious, annoying or extreme about it. thus, they are rad, interesting people that i […]
a unit of s*xual pleasure; 1,000,000,000 faps, or the equivalent of 1 billion fapsworth of s*xual pleasure “she would easily be 9 gigafaps” “i need some gigafaps in my life”
- brain pumpkin
it’s when you take your b*lls and you hold a light behind them so they shine like a jack o’lantern. oh no… it’s autumn again… that creepy guy up the street is going to seduce kids with his brain pumpkin! autumn diddle pumpkin b*llsack